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{intro}  May I have your attention please  May I have your attention please  Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?  I repeat, will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?  We're gonna have a problem here...  {verse 1}  Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before  Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door  Started whoopin her ass worst than before  they first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)  It's the return of the  "Awww wait, no way, your kidding  He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"  And Dr Dre said...  Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)  Feminist women loved Eminem  Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him  Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what  Flippin' the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)  Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose  But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms  Sometimes I wanna get on TV and let Loose,  but can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose  "My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips  And if im lucky u might just give it a little kiss"  And that's the messege we deliver to little kids  and expect them not to know what a women's *vagina* is  Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is  by the time they hit 4th grade,  they got the discovery channel don't they?  We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals  who *rip* other people open like canolopes  But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes  then theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope (ughh)  But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite  Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus  And it gooooesss  (Refrain) I'm Slim Shady  Yes I'm the Real Shady  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating  So won't the real Slim Shady...  Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up  Cause I'm Slim Shady  Yes I'm the Real Shady  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating  So won't the real Slim Shady...  Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up    {verse 2}  Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records  Well I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too  You think I give a damn about a grammy?  Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me  (but Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?)  Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?  So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears  s--- Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs  So I can sit next to Carson Daily and Fred Durst  And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to first  Little *bitch* put me on blast on MTV  (yea hes cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe)  I should download a audio on mp3  And show the whole world how you gave Eminem *head* (scream)  I'm sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me  So I been sent in here to destroy you  And there's a million of us just like me  Who cuss like me  Who just don't give a *f---* like me  Who dress like me  Walk, Talk and act like me  It just might be the next best thing  But not quite me  (Refrain)    {verse 3}  I'm like a headtrip to listen to  Cause I'm only giving you  things you joke about with your friends inside your living room  The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of ya'll  And I don't got to be false or sugar coat it at all  I just get on the mic and spit it  Wheather you like to admit it  I'm better than 90% of you rappers out there  Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums like  Its funny cuz the rate im going when I'm 30  I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting  Pinching nurses asses when I'm *hard* jerkin I'm jerking  But this whole bag of viagra isn't working  And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin  He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings  Were in the parking lot circling  screaming I don't give a *f---*  With his windows down and system up  So will the Real Shady, please stand up  and put one of those fingers on each hand up  and to be proud to out of your mind and out of control  and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?  (Refrain)

 
 

Lyrics & Copyright by Eminem.